A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
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When you lose your phone and it's on silent.
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When you realize you just said something really...
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
chelseainwonderlandd: No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
When your best friends parents treat you like...
One of the saddest days of our childhood: