May 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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jonghyunisamotherfuckingpen:
fuckyeahwhatiwant:
This is NOT a joke, she’s watching you RIGHT NOW. If she see’s you past by this post she will want to slash you.
that’d be so cool tho
When you lose your phone and it's on silent.
lyssalovesyouu:
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When you realize you just said something really...
When the waiter asks, "are you done with this?"...
chelseainwonderlandd:
No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
When your best friends parents treat you like...
asdfghjkllove:
One of the saddest days of our childhood:
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